Lurky: Mmblrrl!
Tolasar: Argh!
Artun: *aims his rifle at the murloc*
Artun: We're eating fish soup tonight, Granny!
Artun: *fires*
Tolasar: *cheers*
Lurky: Urgh! *runs*
Artun: Get back here, fishface!
Artun: *chases*
Tolasar: Go get 'im!
Lurky: *cries out for help*
Artun: *sniffs the air* Something smells fishy around here.
Tolasar: *Laughs*
Lurky: *choir of murlocs* MMRRRAAGGLLLLLHHHHLLAALAALAALAA!!!
Tolasar: Oh shit!
Artun: Oh, bloody hell!
Artun: *Pretends to be dead*
Tolasar: *Runs*
Halandor: Hmm... Mr Mavvy bring foward the cannon!
Mahvado: It's in your pants, Sunweave.
Mahvado: Keep reloading until it fires, right in his eye.
Drusk replaces Mildrith as Chieftain of the Shadow Claw Clan...
Halandor: May I be the first to congratulate you?
Drusk: Aaaaah!
Drusk: Congratulate me with pants on!
Tolasar and Xarkon are escaping from Silvermoon city and are trying to find Xarkon's Mount...
Tolasar: Right, here we are.
Xarkon: Okay, let's find my hore
Tolasar laughs.
Xarkon: I meant Horse!
Halandor: I've a squirming animal below the belt that demands attention. I've named it Manhood; what would YOU name it?
Jayanka: I'd call it Frostmourne, because I hear it's Legendary!
Makala and Smite's farewell party on the Flaming Flagon...
Makala pokes Zahso. Hey!
Tolasar sniffs the air around him.
Makala: BOO!
Zahso: AUGH!
Smite: Geroff!
Zahso: AUGH!
Tolasar: Eh?
Zahso: AUGH!
Makala: Shmite!
Zahso: AUGGGHHH!
Tolasar: Broke a nail or something?
Zahso: No, scary lady who likes Willy said a bad word!
Tolasar: That's why you're screaming like a girl?
Zahso: Of course! Wouldn't you!? EXCEPT YOU SMELL LIKE YOU'RE DEAD WHICH YOU ARE FOR BEING DEADY SMELLY.
Tolasar: ..
Tolasar: I've scraped things off the bottom of my boots that are smarter than you!
Tolasar: It's true, stepped on a gnome once.
Zahso: and I've scraped boots off the bottom of things that are less smelly than you!
Halandor: You see a woman is like a buffet
Halandor: First you look at what she's got to offer
Halandor: Reach out and grab what you want
Halandor: Then you chew on her and go back for seconds
Halandor whips out his weapon and rubs it, letting the white residue drip onto the floor Halandor: Bloody cleaning polish.
During Apocraphe's event, Crimson Vengeance: The Scarlet Sun Sets... on the way to Tyr's Hand.
Lyridia: What could possibly go wrong?
Eleora: I don't know, since the Claws aren't here.
At Operation C.U.T.E.R.A.C.K., Halandor plays it smooth...
Halandor: Baby, I have a map to your heart!
Horatius: That's a good joke.
Horatius: Really, it is.
Halandor: Shh
Halandor: Gets them in the sack.
At Operation C.U.T.E.R.A.C.K., Zahso explains the proceedings...
Zahso: So, Chlamidia or whatever is being here secretly. Now she gets to ask our three people who all want to have big willies, but are not quite a match for Zahssy's willy skilly!
Zahso: That is an oxymoron. As in, you are a moron. Maybe.
At Operation C.U.T.E.R.A.C.K., the male contestants run amock...
Smite: Get back here!
Lyridia: What's going on over there?
Zahso: Zahssy has no f*cking clue.
Preparing to hunt a Fel Reaver, the Claws ponder Nakrath's 'robes'...
Zahso: Silly fatty drunky is cross dressing again?
Eleora: He's not fat
Mildrith: No, just big boned, he claims
Zahso: See, Nakkie-rathie is just a sweet transvestite, from Tans-Ville-Painia
Horatius: *bites Zahso* WOLFCOW STRIKES AGAIN!
Horatius: *runs away*
While discussing the potential for a suprise attack on the Burning Legion...
Halandor: Well Nakky...
Mildrith: 'Rathy...'
Nakrath: 'Rathy, damn ye...'
Halandor: Attacking is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman
Halandor: You've got to run in with your spear firmly gripped
Halandor: Thrust it in all directions
Halandor: And when it gets too messy you end it up
Halandor: Or wipe it with a cloth
Halandor: It's all good.
Djana: Why you not like Zahssy?
Djana: He not annoyin'
Djana: He got hat!
Zahsoh: Tell me you like my hat!
After gathering at the main gate of Stratholme
Shiryou: Not that it isn't appreciated, but why are you here, anyway?
Kargarh : Me?
Mildrith: Who?
Shiryou : Aye.
Nakrath : Him.
Shiryou : Whoever.
Kargarh : Why not?
Mildrith: Ah.
Nakrath : Boo!
Shiryou : I suppose.
Mildrith: It depends.
Kargarh : I'm here, because there is no reason for me not to be here.
Kargarh grins wickedly
Conversation between Shalock and Jirah in Tarren Mill after leaving Zahsoh in Dun Garok
Jirah: Where did you put the Troll?
Shalock: I thought you had him.
Jirah: No.
Shalock: Damn it!
Kelsar greets Nakrath with a hearty hello!
Nakrath nods at Kelsar
Kelsar: So it is.
Nakrath: Out with it, then.
Nakrath replaces the cap on his flagon
Kelsar takes a [Red Ribboned Gift] from a fold in his robe
Kelsar: Here
Nakrath: Hmmm
Nakrath: For me?
Nakrath cackles maniacally at the situation
Kelsar nods at Nakrath
Nakrath tears off the wrapping
Nakrath: What the
Nakrath: A tankard!
Nakrath: AN ACTUAL TANKARD!
Nakrath cuddles the [Lapidis Tankard of Tidesippe]
Kelsar: Indeed.
Nakrath: It's perfect!
Nakrath: ...hic!
Nakrath gently pats Kelsar
Nakrath: You corpses...
Nakrath: You aren't that bad after all
Kelsar: Silly orcs. Always trying to do things by themselves.
Kelsar: Reminds me of a few people I know.
Shiryou eyes Kelsar up and down
Shiryou: Very funny.
Kelsar lets out a soft chuckle.
Kelsar: I'm gonna find a girl now! And, and, and...
Gernajin: Eat her?
Agora raises an eyebrow at Kelsar
Kelsar: Yeah. I'm gonna do things to her that she may or may not like!
Kelsar grins wickedly
Kelsar: If she lets me.
Agora laughs at Kelsar
Kelsar: No, really. I'm going to bed.
Lord Victor Nefarius yells: Let not even a drop of their blood remain upon the arena floor, my children. Feast on their souls!
Kamgore yells: Hiya honey!
Nakrath yells: Heya baby!
Kamgore yells: He slept with you too?
Warchief Rend Blackhand yells: Impossible!
Kamgore yells: He really did
Kamgore, during an excursion into Hearthglen, has disgused himself as a female Scarlet Warrior...
Broosta needs help in Booty Bay... The heroes celebrate in Orgrimmar after a successful raid in Ironforge... A short conversation in Blackrock Spire. Isareh: We all know Thrall is going to die, very happily, giving Jaina one Fralen: omg a belf! In The Old Kingdom, a discussion takes place between our heroes... Talking about Diablo III... Sylania: And you've hardly touched him in a while... hur hur. As boredom takes hold in Molten Core, Kamgore enters cat-form and busies himself on the resting body of Brunhilde...
Kelsar: RHYS! STOP FUCKING MY WIFE! Kelsar: Pure awesome and winness. A very nice story and very interesting. This was actually based on some DP between me and Jimmeh last night. Eluziel: I hate being cold and confused. Deimo: If there's 2 things I hate in WoW it's corpse runs and durability loss. And AV grind.
Tenath: Words, they fail me. During a Shattered Sun Bombing Run...
Drusk : HAI TOM!
Mahvado : What's going down in Eversong?
Omicra: 'While i'm gone Grow the hell up why don't you Kam'
Zahso: 'Reduce mob's smegging armour. Everything is a plate user. >_>'
Caekcraem says: 'CAEKCRAEM!'
The Pillagers discuss if ERP or using the word fag is offensive...
Nakrath: Why is it that, in the hands of Zahso, Willy never gets old?
Discussing the 'Sleeping Willy' pet... Marakanis: Ah yes, remember how James Doohan (Scotty) was cremated and had his ashes shot into space?
Kelsar tells Kargarh about his girlfriend.
We discuss the fact that various non-filthy English words seem to translate into thoroughly filthy ones in Danish...
Talking to a warrior about tanking...
Madrajin: 'You're supposed to wank them to keep their attention off the healer.'
Kelsar explains who Seal is on Vent:
Jirah : Training fishing is a pain in the ass.
Jirah: ""Against..." will feature Karg and Kels doing what they do best: Eating Shadow Hold people."
Nakrath : Jay and I first got together 5 years ago yesterday :D
Kargarh: I'd keep Karg just for the old times sake then. =p
Regarding the 'joke' necklaces sold by Griftah in Shattrath City
Kelsar: I still believe in Satan, so I believe in the neck pieces as well.
Kelsar: Ok, here's the story. Avitharas will play Little Red Raidin' Hat (LRRH), and Kam will be the Big Bad Wolfie (BBW-KAM). I'll be the huntlar and kiil Kam, kek. Kneel can be the Granny.
Kelsar loves Kamgore.
Kamgore blows Kelsar a kiss.
Kelsar giggles at Kamgore
Kamgore roars with bestial vigor. So fierce!
Mildrith: This is just disturbing... really.
Kamgore: I have a Penis and A Vagina.
Scarlet Cavalier attempts to run away in fear!
Broosta: Was someone coming?
Tolasar: We've sent our best orc to you.
Broosta: Ahh... Me.
Tolasar: Yup, so you're on your own, good luck!
Gernajin yells: Victory for Tha Herd!
Kelsar yells: The Horde successfully broomed Ironforge tonight! All the dirt is gone! Go to Orgrimmar City Hall for migrationpapers!
Kelsar: Can *you* kiss your ass, Nakkie?
Nakrath: That's none of your business.
Tolasar: That means yes.
Kelsar: Light...
Out-of-Character Quotes / In-Character Quotes
Marakith: XD
Marakith: And we all know Jaina is going to die, very happily, split in two.
Kamgore: You mean Jaina giving Thrall the clap.
Alrkeon: wtf h4x0r
Fralen: kek
Alrkeon: ho r u
Fralen: kek awesum and u?
Alrkeon: no not hou, ho!
Fralen: omg u called me ho!
Alrkeon: omg wtf lol no u
Alrkeon: ho r u! i kno u????!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Fralen: omg
Fralen: ITS XION omg *slaps hard*
*long pause*
Alrkeon: .... Oh GOD I can't believe I just spoke like that! I thought you were Tol! >_>
Fralen: AHAHAHAAHAHA
Mahvado: "Christ Kelsie your voice booms XD"
Xion: "need better headphones?"
Mahvado: "I AM USING MY GODDAMN HEADPHONES YOU FCKEN BITCH!"
Xion: "omigod"
Xion: "I have everyone on special volume >_>"
Yashini: "THEN WHY THE FUCK IS THE SOUND RESONATION THROUGH YOUR HOUSE?"
Brunhilde: "XD"
Mahvado: "BECAUSE FRANZ VOICE CAN SET OFF CAR ALARMS"
Xion: "ahahaha"
Kelsar: "It's true."
Yashini: "SO WHA"
Yashini: "YOU DONT HAVE A CAR"
Xion: "well, the headphones I use, noone can hear a thing in the same room."
Xion: "SO WHY IS EVERYONE DRESSED >_>"
Mahvado: "I'm waiting for you to take the lead."
Kelsar: "YOU SHOULD SET A GOOD EXAMPLE!"
Xion: "omigod"
Xion: "XION IS SHY"
Mahvado: "BUT SHE IS SO AROUSED HER NIP NIPS ARE SHOWING THROUGH HER PLATE ARMOUR"
Kelsar: "XD"
Tom: So what class's are everybody going to play? :p
Jimmy: 1 of each, I call Barbarian dibs
Tom: I'll be the Necr-Wait, shit
Jimmy: Witch Doctor. XP
Tom: Nooo ;_;
Tom: Razz
Jimmy: Think Rhys wants him, mind
Tom: Fine by me
Tom: We all know that deep down inside, Rhys is a blackman clad in feathers and purple vodoo dolls.
Drusk: OMG PERV!
Sylania: ONE OF US HAS TO BE!
Kelsar: Pwned!
*hysterical laugher on VoIP*
Mordrah: Oh really?
Tolasar: XD
Sabestion: Sucks to be homeless
Halandor: XD
Deimo: Three! Three things!
Deimo: Corpse runs, durability loss and AV grind. And rogues.
Deimo: Four! Four things.... I'll come in again.
Mordrah: Yet you continue to use them
Tharoth: Jay just pwned you!
Tolasar: Let's all fly at the same time again.
Kargarh: Alright.
Alkreon: *nods*
Kargarh: GO!
Tolasar: Woooooosh!
Kargarh: Vrooom
Alkreon: AUGH TOL I'M INSIDE YOU!
Kargarh: XD
Tolasar: YOU SICK FUCK
Tasjin : lolz hi Jerry
Tasjin : Uh, I mean who r u
Jayanka : Probably Morgania
Mahvado : XD @ Jay
Ginjin: 'Wow'
Kamgore: 'why don't you?'
Kamgore: 'XD'
Solanis: 'Says he'
Omicra: 'because i'm bloody sick of you'
Kamgore: 'well then that places me higher than you'
Kamgore: 'sir cyberalot'
Solanis: 'Zing!'
Yashni: 'Sunder armor, kek >_>'
Zahso: 'Yes, because I really want to waste rage on that.'
Yashni: 'Real warrior always have 100 rage because they're pissed off all the time.'
Kelsar says: 'CRAEMCAEK!'
Yienlas: 'but please consider that just like erp it can upset people even if there nothing todo with the subject'
Kelsar: 'But unlike cyb0xing (and that's what it is. Don't hide it behind a pretty name) saying fag is not bannable.'
Yienlas: 'yes i am bi, and you maybe thinking that i have the best of both worlds'
Yienlas: 'when in fact i have nether, bit like the half elf in d and d'
Kelsar: 'No, I'm cool with being straight. I have a lovely girlfriend, so I don't envy you at all. And that crap you try to justify yourself with just means you ain't got a fecking clue.'
Yeinlas: 'gey men think im straight'
Yeinlas: 'straight men think im gey'
Kelsar: 'Straight men don't give a fuck, Yein.'
Horatius: My Willy is ravaging the pigs here. ZING >_>
Gorrek: Yeah...
Marakanis: Well, he landed back and they found him again.
Gorrek: So I read earlier on
Marakanis: I guess they cannae change tha laws a' physics >_>
Kelsar: She claims that she likes to watch.
Kelsar: I mean... Me playing.
Kelsar: I mean... Playing WoW.
Kargarh: That's all well and good. Just so long as she keeps her hands off Mini-Franz so you don't forget to sheep. or so long as we don't hear you in the throes of sexual extasy. XD
Kargarh: '... and Bap means oral sex? I mean, I'm afraid to order breakfast in that crazy country'
Gorrek: 'Hell, I'd love to order breakfast there'
Tolasar: 'You'd end up with a hooker on your breakfast table'
Tolasar: 'Not because of translation errors, but because Danish people are cannibals'
Kelsar: 'Baby! I've been kissed by a grave on a rose!'
*Hysterical laughter*
Kelsar: 'What? You know... The guy from Batman.'
Mildrith: Yup
Nakrath: Especially if you're Coilla
Mildrith: Eww
Jirah : ...
Jirah : HAHAHA!
Mahvado: "O_O"
Mahvado: "Knives and forks, I hope >.>"
Jirah: "BEATING!"
Kargarh : Awwww, bless.
Kelsar : CONFABULATIONS!
Nakrath : \o/
Nakrath :We got married 4 months later
Mildrith : And in four months we'll have been married for 5.. bah, he beat me to it.
Kargarh : Bwahahah.
Kelsar : gawd. You're like ol' peeps! XD
Kargarh : Ya, it's like omgwtf.
Mildrith : *gasps and cries*
Kargarh */sooth*
Kelsar : "Let's get married, granny" "O'ya pops!" = Kneel and Jay!
Mildrith :*shakes fist* In my day
Kargarh : Cuppa tea, guv'na?
Nakrath : IN MY DAY, WEDDINGS COST 6 TUPPANCE AND WERE HELD IN T'MINE SHAFT!
Mildrith : I so read that wrong
Madrajin : Shaft?
*Cue uncontrollable, childish and hysterical laughter for a full minute on Ventrilo*
Kelsar: Yeah, and when I demand hardcore DP
Kelsar: RP!!!
Kelsar: ...
Kelsar: Santa...
Mildrith: Heheh
LRRH: 'lalalalala. I liek flower and woods!'
BBW-KAM: 'Rawr! I wunt to eat!'
BBW-KAM: 'Lawl! A hut! Imma knock on teh dor!'
Granny: 'Fuk of, Imma wathcing Bold and the Beautiful!'
BBW-KAM: 'RAWR! I EQAT U!'
Granny: 'Lol wipe!'
BBW-KAM: 'Najs dress. Imma girl nau!'
BBW-KAM: 'Imma gona hide in teh bed. Kek'
LRRH: 'lalalalalalaa! I luv flower and woods'
BBW-KAM: 'lawl gnome pr0n under teh bed!'
LRRH: 'Granny, u odl bag o' bones. Momma says ah need to gief u tihs!'
BBW-KAM: 'kek cum in'
LRRH: 'Woot! U fgot big eyes'
BBW-KAM: 'orly?'
LRRH: 'ya rly!'
BBW-KAM: 'kek'
LRRH: 'Ur got big teet!#'
BBW-KAM: 'orly?'
LRRH: 'got milk?'
BBW-KAM: 'ya kek'
LRRH: 'Grany, u look siek.'
BBW-KAM: 'Ya, an imaa gunna eats u now RAWR RAWR!'
LRRH: 'Keke! Wipe' (Cue: benny Hill theme)
Huntlar: 'lawl, he ate her!'
Huntlar: *enables PvP*
BBW-KAM: 'lawl killin blows! pwned! I go to Org to get pvpvlewt'
Huntlar: 'LAL ! PWE PWEPEW! Pin cousin!'
BBW-KAM: 'NERF! BOT!'
Huntlar: 'kek pwned. u sux#'
BBW-KAM: '...hax'
Huntlar: * /loot*
Huntlar: *You receive [Little Red Raidin' Hat] and [Granny]*
Huntlar: 'WOOT! Femaels!'
Huntlar: '_wana cyb0rs!?'
LRRH & Granny: 'ya lawl'
Kelsar: '...And so they lived happily ever after.'